"Given the choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier." ~ "Blore's Razor"

I'm on an ecology binge right now (i think).

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. ... There is another theory which states that this has already happened." --- Douglas Adams

. . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in'an interesting hole I find myself in'fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.

I know not of what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but I know that World War Four with be fought with sticks and stones.---Albert Einstein

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle, Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing. ~ Macbeth, V.v---Shakespeare

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." ---Fight Club

We know all the damn silly things we've done for a thousand years, and as long as we know that and always have it around where we can see it, some day we'll stop making the goddam funeral pyres and jumping into the middle of them. We pick up a few more people that remember, every generation. ~ Ray Bradbury (from fahrenheit 451)

Life has no meaning a priori... It is up to you to give it a meaning, and value is nothing but the meaning that you choose." ~ Jean-Paul Sartre