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Shocksingularity
Dilating time
— Wikipedian —
	This is actually me.
Pronouns	any
Country	United States
Current location	Indiana
Languages	English, some Spanish
Time zone	UTC-5
Current time	Current time for UTC-5 is 05:44
Handedness	Right-handed
Sexuality	Asexual
Family and friends
Pets	Orange cat x 2
Education and employment
University	Purdue
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	Writing ; Music composition ; Reading ; Digital art
Movies	Interstellar ; Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ; Ratatouille ; Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Shows	The Good Place ; The Amazing Race
Books	Project Hail Mary ; The Science of Interstellar
Interests
	Black hole interiors ; Nondiatonic major-key chord progressions
Contact info
Discord	augmentedastronomy
Account statistics
Joined	10 May 2025
Extended confirmed	13 August 2025
Permissions	AFCH, NPP

Hi, I’m Shocksingularity, a weak null curvature singularity inside a black hole who sometimes cosplays as an autistic college student and Wikipedia editor. My special interests are general relativity and music theory. I am particularly knowledgeable about black hole interiors and nondiatonic major-key chord progressions.

I mostly edit astronomy and physics articles, but you'll see me from time to time on pages related to music theory, psychology, fiction, and other topics. I am not an administrator, but I do have AfC and NPP user rights. I also do occasional copyediting, adding and creating categories, adding images to articles, and removing dated language related to disability.

If you have questions or concerns about my edits, feel free to post on my user talk page or tag me on the talk page of the article in question (if it's a content dispute).

Articles I wrote:

To do:

Moderate intellectual disability
Severe intellectual disability
Profound intellectual disability
Scientific accuracy of Interstellar
Relativistic reflection
Cosmic shoreline
Perfect cadence (currently a redirect)
Imperfect cadence (currently a redirect)
Deceptive cadence (currently a redirect)

Userboxes below! [Content warning: flashing lights, eyestrain]

About me

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in
Indiana.

he/she /they+

This user uses any pronouns.

This user is a Boilermaker.

5'8"

This user is 5 feet, 8 inches tall.

10+

This user is a denarian.

18+

This user is an adult.

This user is right-handed.

This user has brown hair.

This user enjoys the subject of astronomy.

This user is neurodivergent.

Z

This user is a member of
Generation Z.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 1 year and 26 days.

This user is autistic + ADHD.

This user has a physical disability.

This user is both
White & Nerdy

This user is queer.

This user is ace and proud.

This user does not identify strongly with any gender.

This user has astigmatism.

This user is farsighted.

This user loves his/her/their orange cat

This user aced their blood test.

A+

Me on Wikipedia

This user is currently working on
Improving the black hole article.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user is a reviewer at
WikiProject Articles for Creation.

This user has new page reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user is a participant in WikiProject Music theory.

This user participates in
WikiProject Astronomy.

This user likes to be pinged.

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Shocksingularity signs their posts and thinks you should too!

This user wants YOU to properly cite your sources!

This user is happy to be a Wikipedian.

This user is on the
Wikipedia Discord server!

WPC

This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user has adopted the typo "alot" to nurture.

My interests

band

This user plays in a band.

This user participates in
WikiProject Astronomy.

This user's favourite colour is purple.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

Click this for something neat... ;)

This user is a black hole.

This user LOVES black holes!

This user is a cat lover.

This user is interested in neutron stars.

This user is a music composer.

This user is interested in physics.

This user has a keen interest in general relativity.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user is interested in supermassive black holes.

This user's favorite star is 3XMM J004232.1+411314.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user likes to raise caterpillars.

This user is interested in stellar-mass black holes.

This user watched the total solar eclipse of April 8, 2024
in the totality zone.

This user likes brush-footed butterflies.

This user wants to see a Nebula upclose.

The tribe has spoken.
Survivor is great.

This user watches NOVA.

This user loves NASA.

This user is a fan of
NASA's Artemis program.

This user's favorite film is Interstellar.

"Gargantua is an older, spinning black hole. It has what's called a gentle singularity."

- David Gyasi, Interstellar

This user scored 278 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1312441859).

This user likes Pixar and its films.

"I love you forever, and I'm comin' back. I'm comin' back."

- Matthew McConaughey, Interstellar

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

This user loves afternoons.

This user loves sunsets.

This user loves evenings.

This user loves autumn weather.

This user loves rainy days.

This user loves sunny days

This user prefers warm weather.

This user is interested in ^space exploration.

This user is a fan of
Back to the Future.

HG

This user's odds are ever in their favor.

~~School~~

This user doesn't like school.

This user loves knowledge.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

APD

This user has
auditory processing disorder. Could you repeat what you just said?

This user's favorite subject is Music.

My beliefs

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user supports public funding of scientific research.

This user loves libraries
and appreciates librarians

This user proudly graduated summa cum laude.

IQ

This user thinks that IQ tests are overrated.

This user supports trans rights.

This user is opposed to any harmful conspiracy theory

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality free education.

This user promotes efforts to counter
climate change.

This user believes in gender equality.

This user is a feminist.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user knows that
Respect Matters.

This user knows that
Black Lives Matter.

This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM.

This user knows that
Empathy Matters.

This user knows that
Science Matters.

This user would like to bring humans back to the Moon.

This user supports the
National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

This user believes in disability awareness.

This person avoids using
ableist terms and disability-related slurs.

This user values
neurodiversity.

This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality.

This user is on the spectrum.

This user has been vaccinated and boosted against COVID-19.

This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?

Silly stuff

CAT.

This user remembers the
Holocene Epoch

DHMO

This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

Shocksingularity just wants to be Loved.

This user cries when an admin deletes their article.

:)

This user is a native speaker of smileys.

This user is absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms!

On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.

This userbox likes CSS
but it doesn't like IE 6,7,8,9

This userbox was put here by mistake.

This user is a supertaster.

This user is dead and their ghost contributes to Wikipedia

This user knows you just looked behind you!

This user knows more about pulsars than about what they did this morning.

This user would rather not have their atoms ripped apart by a magnetar.

This user gets excited about Quasars for no reason other than their existence!

This user wants to know what the inside of a black hole is like, but does not want to investigate it personally.

This user is hella gay

^{x}\!/_{0}

This user can divide by zero.

>> Strict binary is for

   code, not for gender!

1+2+3+4+\cdots =-{\frac {1}{12}}

This user knows how to
Find x.

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Bro.

I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.

Graphic design is my passion

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Hi, my name is Shocksingularity and I'm a Wikipediholic.

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Do not trust this user in any topic!

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†

WP:UA

This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!

This user has found a userbox that does not offend anybody in any way.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user is an advanced toilet user.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

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This user emits 13 rem of ionizing radiation per minute.

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This user doesn't care...

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This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.

This userbox is duplicated.

This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.

This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower!

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user's first name is Joe, and their last name is Mama.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user is secretly a member of the Illuminati. Shh, don't tell anyone!

Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.

This user's catwawwqswa walks across their cxdxdfcxdkeyboard while they are editing Wikipediamjnnmnjk.

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This user eschews userboxes.

This user has so much work to do on Wikipedia, their body is spinning like a tornado.

This user hates userboxes.

This user likes userboxes.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

"Hey, honey, what should I use to pack the stuff?"

"Use... er... box."

This is a userbox. Deal with it.

This user just wants another userbox.