A man who wishes to set an example with love. I wish to reach out into the hearts and minds of planet earth and put them at ease. Love has come back to us all, and if you invite it in, and allow it to guide and fulfill you no barrier will stand, no stronger enemy may rise, and every being will hold your hand and walk along side you.

A warrior on the side of justice and equality, I hope to fight for you. I want you to shine your light on my courage, laugh at my jokes, and recognize my evolved love. I wish to protect you from intolerance and propaganda. I now take the front line against those who have never seen what the power of peace can do, what the exchange of unity does to borders, or how good it feels to be given a helpful handshake instead of a hand grenade. My weapons are truth, reason, love, confidence, responsibility, higher powers, and humility, and I use them like a cornucopia to nourish the starving hatters, calm the violent mobs, and rest the insomniac of wickedness.

A goofball, falling over backwards laughing at the comedy of life. I have manifested joy through a cosmos of giggles and grins and fed fiercely upon the attempts by the fool, to corrupt the meek. I once got yelled by a friend for smiling too much, so I made faces at him until he welcomed a smile. I try to fashion myself with the greats; Carlin, Pryor, Stewart, Chaplin, Benigni, Ledger, S. Thompson, Chappelle, Brooks, DeGeneres, Groening, Black, Colbert, Sanchez(dirty), Cosby, Rock, Farley, Sandler, Spade, Martin, Sellers, Saget, Goldberg, Neilson, Wilder, Myers, Stiller, Parker & Stone, Bono & Bono and last but not least Bueller. They gave us much and needed only laughter for thanks.