On the off chance that somebody looking at random user pages sees this one, a word to the wise. The reason I have all these articles is because on my user page I can write about anything I want, and not have it deleted in two minutes. How come people put personal information on User pages? It's ridiculous. I don't even think of personal info when I edit this. I see this as an infinite amount of articles about things I have done and like. Nobody cares what you do for a living or how old you are. Nobody cares about any of the stuff on here either, but at least I admit it. I was just on the internet and I saw that some retarded family, evidently called Granston, has a website. It's about their daughter and their vacation and some other bull crap no ones gives a crap about. These people are clearly idiots. No one wants to know that your daughter just finished 8th grade. Losers. It has recently come to my attention that 50 Cent has two games. One, entitled 50 Cent: Bulletproof, and an upcoming sequel, 50 Cent: Blood and Sand, or something like that. No I have not been living under a rock, I knew about Bulletproof when it came out. But are we really supposed to expect that old Fiddy is gonna run around the city ala Grand Theft Auto and kill anybody? Wait... Maybe we are... but what do the cops say? " oh, you're a rapper, so go ahead and pop a cap in that sucka! " A third game should be released entitled, 50 Cent: There's Profit to be had! I only have a wii and a Ps2. So naturally all my game purchases are restricted to those systems. Except for that time my dad foolishly squandered 21 dollars to buy me a computer version of Gears of War. Anyway, most of the games on the wii are tacky and awful. However, a few are releases that turn out to be very good. No More Heroes is one of those games. So, when I heard they were porting a game about zombies in a mall to the wii, I was excited. This was sure to be fun. Then there was the pre-release criticism that made me wonder if I should shell out 40 bucks. Nonetheless, I bought it. It turned out to be a fun, violent, and imaginative game. All these game reviewers have been brainwashed by the pretty graphics of systems that aren't wii. Just because the wii version of Dead Rising can't have 800 zombies on the screen at once, people were ready to burn those things like Christians burn Mark Twain novels. People were citing poor graphics. The character models do not look that bad. And another thing, people were lowering scores based on how menus looked. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. " Hey this game was great, but the menus are dated, so it gets a six. " It's just dumb. The way I see it, a company spent all its time and money making a game. So it turns out to be worse than some loser reviewer on IGN.com who lives in his mom's basement thought it would be. Where does he get off criticizing it? It's a video game. Just try to enjoy it.

Priceline Negotiator is a comic, created by Foreverodd789. It revolved around the adventures of the Priceline Negotiator, William Shatner. The comic has nothing to do with Priceline at all. The character is just in it.

The original Priceline Negotiator comic was made in about five minutes. It consisted of six panels, and was a mock advertisement for Priceline.com. The comic was William Shatner jumping through the window of a man who claimed that he couldn't get a decent hotel Price. The Priceline Negotiator destroys the man's computer and says, " You should get a good hotel price now." He then jumps out the man's rear window, at which point the man proclaims he is calling the cops. This was intended to be a one-time gag comic, but evolved into the basis for te entire series.

The storyline of the Priceline Negotiator comic revolves around the original comic. After jumping out the window of his client, Shatner lands in his assistant, Nofee's car. They drive away, at which point the man calls the police. A panel at the police station shows an officer telling the Captain of the station, called the Warden, that they have a location for the Priceline Negotiator. It is revealed that he is a wanted fugitive. The police catch up to him. They tell him to surrender. He refuses, and blows up a police car with a shotgun. He then jumps out of Nofee's car, and the shotgun somehow transforms into two pistols. He shoots the police in that car, at which point a new character, the Airline Negotiator shows up. He is an african american man who looks exactly like Shatner, except with an afro and beard. Airline Negotiator is revealed to somehow be Shatner's brother, grandfather, and cousin. ( this may be a joke. It is unknown. ) Airline tells Shatner that the government would take time off of his sentence for killing seventeen babies, ( because thay wouldn't go to Airline Negotiator.com ) if he brought in Shatner. A battle ensues, in which the two transform into Anime like characters. They fight for awhile, Airline Negotiator being hit the most. Airline, who is missing an arm, and has a destroyed face. He says, " It seems we are evenly matched. " this is a reference to anime a joke on the fact that Airline Negotiator was systematically destroyed during the fight. Airline then transforms into a giant dinosaur with a spatula for one arm, and a set of tentacles for the other. Shatner tries to attack him but fails. He calls Nofee and tells him to bring a weapon called the Neutralizer. During this, Airline Dinosaur is seen in the background destroying an orphonage that happened to be in the background. Nofee shows up, hands Shatner the Neutralizer, and then is killed by the Airline Dinosaur. The Neutralizer turns out to be a mettalic hand. Shatner sees Nofee get killed, and tries once again to attack the Airline Dinosaur. He is batted away, and decides to fuse the Neutralizer with his arm. This allows him to defeat the Airline Dinosaur. Shatner is then seen on top of a building, crying, saying, " So... Nofee's really dead." He is then approached by the Warden. The warden tells him that there's no turning back from this rooftop. Shatner punches him in the face. The Warden then transforms into a hulk like figure and beats up Shatner. Shatner then says, " Two can play at that game. " and turns into a similar creature. They fight but are evenly matched. So Shatner yells, " Banana Ranger powers, go!!!!" and transforms into a power ranger type warrior, clad in banana clothes. He pushes the Warden off the building after beating him up for several minutes. On the ground, it is revealed that the Warden had a whole SWAT Team waiting. They see the Warden's body plummet to the ground. The leader of the SWAT Team turns to his men and says, " Open Fire. " Shatner is on the building, saying, " They're dead... Everyone's dead." He then turns off the banana ranger and shouts, " AAAAHHHH!!!!! " He is then shot by the barrage of police gunfire. His funeral is shown, and there is one attendant. A man from another one-shot comic, known as the Ghost Detective. He apparently knew Shatner in some way, because the series ends with him saying, " Rest In Peace... PLN... Rest In Peace. "

The series has had only a few characters, every one of which died.

William Shatner- Called the Priceline Negotiator. He is a psychotic old man who thinks that he's helping chop booking fees. He has a bizzare tendency to bend reality. How he does this is never called into question. This could be because every other character besides Nofee has done it as well. He may even be unaware that he is bending reality. He is killed by police gunfire in the final comic.His backround will be revealed in a special comic Priceline Negotiator Origins.

Nofee- Shatner's faithful assistant. He never speaks, and, like all the other characters besides Airline Negotiator, he has no backround. So, it is unknown why he is the Priceline Negotiator's assistant. He never speaks, and never bends reality in any way. It is unknown if he is crazy or not. He was killed in one of the later issues. His death provided the basis for the end of the series. A backround will be provided for him in the Priceline Negotiator Archives, which will have character stories at the end.

Airline Negotiator- William Shatner's brother/grandfather/cousin. He appears to attempt tp bring Shatner's head to the government. It is said that he killed seventeen babies. His sentence would be reduced if he brought Shatner in. The Priceline Negotiator archives reveals that his sentence is 17,849 years. He transformed into an anime like character and a dinosaur creature, thus enforcing the claim that every character except Nofee has bent reality. When he becomes a Dinosaur, he destroys an orphonage. This is due either to the fact that he is insane, a giant monster, or an allusion to the fact that he killed the babies. He was killed by Shatner after killing Nofee. A backround will be provided in The Priceline Negotiator Archives.

The Warden- The hulking police captain, bent on taking down Shatner. Why he is called the Warden when he is in fact a captain, and not a Warden is unknown. He only appeared a few times. During his fight with Shatner, he rips off his shirt and turns into a hulk-like fighter. He is killed by Banana Ranger Shatner during the final comic. He is pushed off a building and his neck breaks. His backround as well as why he wants Shatner's head so much will be revealed in the Archives.

The Ghost Detective- He only appeared in the final Priceline Negotiator comic. He was a character from a one-shot comic written by Foreverodd789. How he knows Shatner will be provided in the Archives, but not a backstory. He will appear in a crossover with the Priceline Negotiator.

An archive volume consisting of every comic, extra material, including art, backstories and a special comic will be released soon.

A crossover between Priceline Negotiator and Ghost Detective is in the works. It will be made slowly, and may not even be done at all. A cover and first page have been drawn, but Foreverodd789 commented, " It's still just an idea. " Foreverodd789 confirmed that The Crossover will not be released.

A movie of the Priceline Negotiator was in the works. It would be set before the comic series, and center on the Priceline ad campaign were Leonard Nimoy replaced William Shatner. It has been put on a hiatus. The Priceline Negotiator movie was oficially cancelled over a year ago.

A special comic called Priceline Negotiator Origins is a possibility. It would reveal how Shatner became the Priceline Negotiator, and heavily parody the Hitman movie. Production hasn't even started yet, though. The Priceline Negotiator Origins comic was recently released. It told the story of William Shatner being raised in a Nigerian Militery camp, and released as the world's greatest assassin. He is sent on a mission to kill the president. The government catches him, deprograms him, and turns him into the Priceline Negotiator. The reason for this is unknown, but will most likely be revealed in the new Priceline Negotiator.

Foreverodd789 talked about the possibility of a sequel. It would revolve around a new Priceline Negotiator being trained, with all new characters and situations. It will be directly connected to the Priceline Negotiator Origins and the Priceline Negotiator-Ghost Detective Crossover if it's made. The first issue of the comic entitled The New Priceline Negotiator was released. The government closed down the military camp where Shatner was raised, and brought all the little boys to government HQ. They then battle to see who will be turned into the next government super weapon.

Commander Pain is the next comic by Foreverodd. It will take a satirical aim at politics and social issues.

Commander Pain will be, essentially, two seperate comics. One will focus on the main character, Commander Pain, going on an adventure that resolves some kind of social issue. It will be peppered with surreal humor, much like Foreverodd's other comic, Priceline Negotiator. The other part of the comic will be called Commander Pain-Intermission. This comic will consist of two characters, sitting on a couch, discussing Pop-Culture, and the state of television.

So far, the first comic has been Commander Pain, sneaking into the Bush Ranch in Texas, trying to talk to George Bush. The reader is treated to a taste of the comic's humor when commander Pain sees a " hideous drunken figure " lurching toward him. He then says, with relief that it's " Just Jenna Bush. " After Commander Pain punches Jenna Bush's head off, he breaks into the Bush house. An overexagerated George Bush greets him with a gun. They talk, and Commmander Pain decides to go after Obama. The first Intermission was two characters disussing the homosexual undertones of SpongeBob Squarepants.

Commander Pain was cancelled before the first issue was even published. The reason for this is unknown, as Foreverodd seemed excited about his new series.

The Atom Smashers is a fictional band that appears in Guitar Hero World Tour. They use a unique blend of Punk Rock and Metal. They are charactirized by their unorthodox Guitar solos and unique vocals. They have released several songs in Guitar Hero World Tour. All the songs appear on the album, " Song of the Iron Chimp. "

Song of the Iron Chimp is the first album by fictional Philadelphia based Punk Metal Band The Atom Smashers.{| class="wikitable" border="1" |-Info ! Song of the Iron Chimp ! Number of Songs: 15 ! Length: 56 minutes. |-Band Members | Vocals: ??? | Geetar: ??? | Backround Vocals: ??? |-Reviews | Geetar Magazine: 25 out of 5 stars. | Metal Magazine: 869 out of 10 stars. | Punk Magazine: 76 out of 5 stars. |}

1. Iron Chimp ( 3:45 ) 2. Nails ( 8:54 ) 3. Hail to the Chimp ( 4:05 ) 4. Hail to the Chimp Acoustic ( 4:05 ) 5. Donkey Butt ( 2:03 ) 6. Banana ( 1:51 ) 7. F ( 5:50 ) 8. The Final Wubzi ( 3:30 ) 9. Redemption ( 4:23 ) 10. 12345 ( 6:45 ) 11. Dork in da Dark ( 1:23 ) 12. Conclusion of the day ( 4:52 ) 13. Tenacious D Sucks! ( 3:45 ) 14. No Infection ( 2:49 ) 15. Track Number 15 ( 16:00 )

Song of the Iron Chimp produced several singles.

1. Iron Chimp 2. Hail to the Chimp 3. Tenacious D Sucks! 4. Donkey Butt 5. Conclusion of the Day 6. No Infection

Iron Chimp is the band's most well known song. It topped every chart, and is the number one song in the last 20 years.

No Infection is the other best selling song by the Atom Smahers. It is also the only one sung by backround vocalist Foreverodd789.

Here are some articles about some of the things I really like, but with a ridiculous spin on them. If you are looking for valid summaries and character descriptions, you won't find them here. ( I personally like Forest Whitaker's names. )

Silent Hill 2 is a game with creepy monsters. James Sunderland recently lost his wife. This doesn't matter, though, cause he's gay anyway. He goes to Silent Hill for some reason. He fights the monsters, he fights Pyramid Head, he talks to the girl, he overcomes some strong mental ailment, and he foschnizzles the wizzle. The game ends with James Sunderland saying " I don't care my wife's dead, cause I'm gay anyway. " It is then revealed that James Sunderland had a time bomb on his chest the whole time, and the world blows up. His last words were reportedly " I'm Gay!!!!!!"

The Shield is basically a show about a bunch of dumb cops. The main storyline however, Is the death of Curtis Lemansky. THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER STORIES, BUT THE MOST IMPORTant one is that lem dies. His own friend kills him. I wanted Shane to kill himself after that. Which he does. In the series finale. I will laugh. Nah, I'll probably cry, like when Lem died. Oh, Lem! You were to good for this world!!! Oh boo hooh hooh!! There's also some stuff about Vic, Dutch, Danny, Julien, Claudette, Aceveda, Forest Whitaker, ( that's right, Forest Whitaker. ) and some gay guy with brown hair. I think his name is Ronnie.

James Doakes is an smart, talented, handsome, black guy from the hit series Dexter . He thinks Dexter is up to something. He allways snoops around Dexter. In one episode he found the blood slides Dexter keeps on his AC. Doakes curses alot, and calls Dexter some names I can't say on this page due to censor issues. He was suspeneded when he beat Dexter up. He found out Dexter was the bay harbor butcher. Dexter knocks him out, and keeps him in a cage. He keeps him there for several episodes. Then, Dexter's psycho ex girlfriend Lila comes, and blows Doakes up. Doakes was the prime suspect in the bay harbor butcher case. His funeral was only attended by four people, even though he was a cop. It has been said he bears a strange resembelence to Tom Fulp. Doakes l;ooks like a kitty cat. I didn't like him. He is the son of Pyramid Head and Forest Whitaker. This makes him Dexter's half brother. Doakes has had many names over the course of the series. In the book his name is Albert, in the show his name is James, and on the Chef Boyardee can his name is Steve Marie Forest Butcher Albert James Marie Doakes.

Pyramid head was amonster from Silent Hill two. He was James Sunderland's enemie. Pyramid Head is very weird, and has appeared only in two games. Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill Homecoming. In Homecoming, he was called Red Pyramid. His illegitimate child, the Butcher appeared in Silent Hill Origins. Something interesting about the Butcher, is that he is Dexter Morgan's birth father. That is why they call him Bay Harbor Butcher. Back on the subject of Pyramid Head, he enjoys Fruit Salad, british comedy ( specifically the Young Ones and Fawlty Towers ) and killing other monsters. He has been happily married to Forest Whitaker for 17 years.

Curtis Lemansky, otherwise known as Lem or Lemonhead, was a character on the Shield. He was a good friend and was a corrupt cop with a heart. He was blown up by a grenade at the end of season 5. his own teammate, Shane Vendrell killed him. Shane then killed himself at season 7. Lem's death majorly influenced the final to seasons. Lem should not have died. They should have killed off Ronnie. It's all Forest Whitaker and Aceveda's fault.

Forest Whitaker is a large, handsome, talented black man. He also happens to be my favorite actor. Among his acting credits are, " I'm black: the musical! ", The Air I Breathe, Last King of Scotland ( a great movie ), and Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai. He is also the spokesperson for the video game Cooking Mama. He enjoyed a brief stint as a member of Breaking Benjamin. He wrote the hit song Diary of Jane. Hee will play Jane in the movie Diary of Jane. He also played the Terminator in all three movies. It is a little known fact that his favorite food is live hippopatomus. He also happens to be my best friend. He is James Doakes father. He is married to Pyramid Head. When he was married to the Butcher, they had one kid, Dexter Morgan. Forest Whitaker is also an avid member of PETA, and participated with Rise Against in the ritual sacrifice of a fur trader. Forest Whitaker's birth name was Meadow. But he thought the name Forest was more manly. At one point his name was Ocean. His name was also Silverchair Moonlite Crescent for about 20 minutes. It was changed to that because Whitaker had to make good on a drunken bet with Rise Against. Forest Whitaker has had over 40 names. You can view them on the complete list of Forest Whitaker's names article.

James Wilson is a character on the hit series House. He is House's best friend, and happens to be my favorite character. Wilson is a cancer doctor. He has a bad relationship with his wife. He used to be the Bass player for Rise Against. He, Curtis Lemansky, and Dexter Morgan used to have a party every year, called the Geddy's favorite character party. Wilson used to be a serial murderer and has killed 456 people. his friendship with House began when they met on the Hospital grounds. Though they are friends, he can sometimes be house's greatest adversary. His favorite food is roasted James Sunderland. Wilson is the best character on House and should get his own show.

This is a komplete list of all the names Forest Whitaker has ever had.

• Meadow
• Ocean
• Sea Breeze
• Grassy Knoll
• Jungle
• Robert Sean Leonard
• Sissy Foo-Foo pants
• Forest
• Forrest
• Forrrest
• Forrrrest
• Foarist
• Hunter
• Gatherer
• Lich King
• Peace
• Love
• Music
• Sinister Rouge
• American Jesus
• Jesus H. Christ
• Jesus I. Christ
• Jesus J. Christ
• Jezus P. Kriste
• Time
• Space
• Continueum
• Silverchair Moonlite Crescent
• Tree
• Bush
• Ocean
• Jon Kavanaugh
• Gregory House
• Vic Mackey
• Vik Maky
• Victor Macki
• Lots of Spaghetti!
• Mushroom Cloud
• Pizza
• Antwone
• Mr. Roboto
• mewithoutYou
• mewithoutHim
• Bad Religion
• Awful Religion
• Terrible Religion
• Rise Against
• Fall Against
• Mildew
• Model-t-09
• Sylar
• Sylir
• Syler
• John
• Bill
• Ted
• Steve
• Fuzzy
• Fus
• Fuzzi
• Gumdrop
• 000000010000101001010
• Binary Code
• Techno
• Dexter Morgan
• Benjamin Burnsley- This list will be updated as soon as I find out more about this elusive man of many names.

This article was just embarrassing...

Dexter Morgan is a fictional serial killer/pastry chef popularized for his leading roles in the Jeff Lindsay book series. There is a show about Dexter on showtime network. It is called Dexter. Dexter is played by Michael C. Hall. The original part of Dexter Morgan was written with Forest Whitaker in mind. Dexter was based off of former president Richard Nixon. When asked why he said this Jeff Lindsay replied " I don't know. " Dexter is a nice guy with an uncontrollable urge to kill. His dad taught him how not to be caught. Dexter has a wife named Rita. He calls her his diguise because every monster needs a disguise. Dexter thinks he is heartless like a monster. He omly kills people who deserve it. Dexter entered a pastry contest and won. That was his chracter in the show. In the book he will kill anyone. His wife's name is Mavis, his last name is Smith, and Forest Whitaker and The Butcher are his parents. Also, in the books he and Albert Doakes are brothers. Also, in the book he kills at the full moon. Also, on the book he frequently threatens his wife's kids. In the book he is a television repair man who gets into his victim's houses like that. In the book he is played out to be a hero and is very witty. In the book he eats whole donkeys. His relationship with James Doakes on the show is different. The fact that they are brothers is never mentioned but is alluded to, as seen here:

• DOAKES: I know there's something up with you Morgan. You are one sick M-Fer.
• DEXTER: I don't know what you're talking about sergeant. Leave me alone.
• DOAKES: Shut the F*** UP!!!

That is where there kinship is alluded to. The Chef Boyardee can version opf the story consists of Dexter name being Dexter Whitaker. The Chef Boyardee can is strange, and is about nuclear missiles destroying the world, and Dexter killing as many people as he can before the World blows up.

Indy or Fatty Wubz, as he is commonly reffered to as, is my dog. He is fat, wubzy, and tan colored. I love him and he makes hilarious faces. He is the president of Uganda, as well as an established writer, and homicide detective.

Wubzy is a term that describes anything being cheesy. Wubzy is most commonly associated with dogs, but can be used to describe people, objects, and commercials. The name wubzy was created to describe Indy. Forest Whitaker is going to star in a movie about Indy, called Wubzy.

I really love Punk Rock. My favorite bands are Bad Religion and Rise Against. Punk is awesome because the lyrics are smart, and it preaches a good message. Everything sucks. In the entire world. Even music. At least, that's the message I got. I don't only like Punk though. I like Post-Grunge Rock ( Breaking Benjamin. )Experimental Rock (mewithoutYou and System of a Down.) and many others. ( not really. )That's beasically all I wanted to say. The end.

Is Capcom's Dead Rising a brilliant game with awesome mechanics, and good graphics, or a poor game, simply do to a horrific stroryline? Is the voice acting really all that bad? I will cover all these issues in a special rant about Dead Rising. The game opens with Frank West, a papparazi ( sorry, photojournalist ) who is going by helicopter to the Willamette Mall in Colorado for the scoop of a lifetime. Right off the bat, there's bound to be some criticism. The main character's attempt to act tough really rubs you the wrong way. An example is PILOT: If there is something goin' down around here, they haven't mentioned it on the news. FRANK: Yeah,well, I'm freelance, pal. I don't make a living waitin' for the TV to tell me what to cover. Awful lines like that are consistent throughout the game. Frank lands on the roof of the mall, and is freeted by a Mexican man, who is completely relaxed despite all the commotion. After a brief chat, Frank goes into the mall, only to find out that what he assumed to be a simple riot, is a zombie infestation. He escapes some zombies, and meets up with some Department of Homeland Security agents in the mall's security room. After that, the game is essentially Frank running around, doing the Homeland Security agenr's jobs of saving survivors, and fighting humans who went insane from the zombie infestation. It all boils down to this: The man on the roof is the main villian. A doctor named Russel Barnaby came to his town and tried to create a drug that would mass produce cattle, or something. The man's name is Carlito. He created a counter drug that turned people into zombies to get revenge on the government for ruining his village.(?)The two DHS agents Frank meets are named Jessie and Brad. While they run around, mostly doing nothing, Frank is saving people. This is where his character really shines as completely ridiculous. He has a habit of calling anyone younger than him "kid". He sprains Jessie's ankle, and says things with completely unnecessary emotion. JESSIE: Do you know how to use one of these guns? FRANK: Kinda! I've covered wars ya know! No Frank, she doesn't know. Then, Carlito's sister, Isabela, reveals that Carlito also planted bombs in the mall, so he could blow it up and send the disease into the atmosphere. Frank and Brad go on a mission to take care of the bombs. Carlito is killed when his bomb truck crashes. After basically every main character has been killed, except for Frank and Isabela, Frank's helicopter arrives. Oh, did I mention the helicopter was supposed to come back for him in three days, cause that's kinda important. So, the helicopter comes, and somehow, a zombie gets on board, and kills the pilot. Frank then gives up, and slumps to the ground. In Overtime Mode, sort of like an epilogue, Isabela reveals that Frank has been bitten. He must gather all the supplies he needs to cure himself. At this point, US Government Special Forces show up, killing anything with a shadow, hoping to cover up the incident. Frank runs around and collects everything. Isabela cures him, but she reveals it will only stall the infection. That is, his zombification is inevitable. Frank discovers a tunnel with which they can escape the Special Forces agents, and tell the world about the Willamette incident. Upon escaping the mall, they are greeted by the Special Forces Leader, Brock Samson. He gives a philosophical commentary on the evils of man kind, then glances back from the tank on which he was standing to see thousands of zombies. He then turns right into Frank, who took this oppurtunity to jump on the tank and sock Brock in the face. They battle, and Frank is victorious. No sound is heard, as Brock falls into a hoard of zombies. Isabela is being cornered. Frank simply looks into the sun and screams "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I thought to myself. How could Capcom do this? I almost shot my Wii. Or lit it on fire. After sitting throught the credits, and awful song that was played, I was treated to an epilouge that stated Frank and Isabela somehow escaped Willamette, and published Frank's story. I was dissapointed.

The gameplay in Dead Rising is simply amazing. You are given the ability to use anything and everything you can find to eviscerate zombies. It really is fun, and entertaining. It's not very long, and there weren't a lot of oppurtunities to just roam around, but it was still cool. I have the Wii version, which means, to compensate for 700 less zombies ont the screen at once, they created new enemies. Worst. Idea. Ever. The new enemies are: a zombie poodle. A zombie parrot. And three zombies of characters that were originally bosses. Now, I do not understand the motive behind this at all. They added to original characters, dog and parrot. But to compensate for a lack of hundreds of easy enemies, they make it that you have a few ridiculously hard, annoying enemies on the screen. The poodle and parrot severely downgraded the sensation of this game for me. And then we have the 3 boss zombies. These zombies are zombified versions of bosses, or "psychopaths", from the Xbox 360 version of the game. How does shortening the game's length and turning 3 bosses into enemies justify taking away some other enemies? It just didn't make sense to me.

The voice acting in Dead Rising isn't exactly horrible...just funny. In a so bad it's good kind of way. There are certain parts in Dead Rising where the voice acting was severely overplayed. The voice actors emotions are overexpressed. Specifically the protaginist, Frank West. There were certain parts where they tried so hard to make Frank sound serious and macho that I laughed. Hard. Some of the lines are ridiculous: BRAD: I just want you to appreciate the situation. FRANK: Well, we're up to our necks in zombies, yeah I think I appreciate the situation just fine! One particularly bad voice job was Steven Chapman, or, "The Supermarket Boss". It's kind of an interesting character, but the emotion in his voice comes in at all the wrong times. Although, one thing I really enjoyed, was John Kassir, voice of Adam the Clown, the first psychopath not significant to the storyline. Kassir previously voiced the Crypt Keeper, and di a bang up job in this game. He definitley reedemed the voice acting from being a total bust.

All in all, Dead Rising is a good game. I don't care what anyone else says. I liked the story. I liked some of the characters. I liked Frank West. The voice acting was bad, but it was funny. Yes, the new enemies were wnnoying, and shortened the game's length, and that definitely brought the score down, but it is a good game. I give it 6 out of 10 stars do to the annoying enemies and the awful ending. Good story, fun gameplay, and an interesting/hilarious main character. The voice acting was good, it was the voice actors who were bad. John Kassir redeems the game from a bad score as well with his exceptionally scary voice actibng job of Adam the Clown. All in all, I really enjoyed Dead Rising. It's a great game with amazing gameplay, a good atmosphere, some scary bosses, and an interesting main character. Definitely a good buy for anyone with a Wii or an Xbox 360.

This is not a review of Guitar Hero Metallica. Just a very special rant. This is one of the most overrated games I have ever played. It's just the same old Guitar Hero, which I love, but spear-headed by one of the most overrated bands of all time, which I do not love. Metallica truly is awful. The band members are all stuck up losers, who deserve a game even less than the guy who sells hot dogs on South Street. Just because idiots are dumb enough to buy there albums, it makes them a " legendary " band? Lars Ulrich is one of the most conceited, stuck up people I have ever seen. The other band members are losers too. This game has nothing redeeming about it! Every body has to praise this game, just because Metallica is popular. I would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty box cutter than see these pompous jerks in concert.

Badassitude is a new comic series coming from Foreverodd789. It will be mainly about a large hulking man named Scar, who wears a Trench-coat, spiked boots, is 7 feet tall, carries a massive revolver, a gigantic chainsaw blade, and performs insane acts that most people would qualify as "Badass." In the first comic, he punches a hole through a brick wall, sets himself on fire, then hacks zombie nazis to pieces with his blade. His actions are questionable, but, like Foreverodd's other comics, it will be quite nonsensical. More descriptions of Scar include he pees fire, can bite the head off a great white shark, and eats bowls of nails and poisonous needles for breakfast. Some of his enemies will be nazi zombies, 700 foot tall firebreathing dinosaurs, and God. Scar rides a 400 ton rabid bloodhound that breathes explosions and farts napalm. The comic will be released soon.