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FlowerPetals

— Wikipedian ♂ —
Born	December 25, 2000
Nationality	American
Country	United States
Time zone	MST (UTC-07:00): currently 12:17
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Joined	26 September 2018
First edit	9 November 2018
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Welcome to the greatest achievement ever accomplished by Wikipedia. This site has gained a troll. No, not the bad kind. The good but somewhat ugly kind. But a troll nonetheless.

Now, don't start getting off on me saying that trolls dont' belong online, or that trolls should be out trolling in the woods looking for mushrooms... No. Let me tell you something, all the stories you hear about trolls are false, stereotypical, and greatly insulting. Now let me toss some facts at ya, would I?

First of all, trolls aren't at all bad. They are short, ugly and KIND individuals that do what humans do, with an eccentric troll-like essence to it.

Second of all, trolls do live out in the woods, but we don't eat mushrooms all the time. We would starve, thank you very much.

Lastly, I want to point out that trolls invented WiFi. We find that the trees we live around can be spellcast to conduct the best Internet on the planet. No, you cannot use it.

On an average day, I eats, sleeps, watches TV, trolls about... I mean, what else can you expect a troll to do?

When I am not doing my daily trolling tasks, I play a variety of instruments, including the french horn, mellophone, saxophone, tenor saxophone, bari sax, clarinet, bass clarinet, contrabass clarinet, trumpet, tuba, baritone, euphonium and the likes.

I also like to read, listen to music, and be on Wikipedia.

Don't worry, I don't bite... Or maybe I do if I think you look tasty-- Oh, what am I do do! I gave away my bad habits... Oh well...

Anyways, if you want to reach out to me, my talk page is well darn available. Just click "New Section" and type in your response! Just be sure you sign your name with four tildes "~~~~" or else... Or else I will just have to ignore you because I don't like people who don't sign their names. Seriously, I won't. I mean, how hard is it to just type four characters?