The German userbox solution:

Move userboxes out of template space, into userspace. As Jimbo himself said:

There is a middle ground, I agree. The middle ground is to let people do as they will in the user space, and merely use reason and argument to teach people over time why one ought not use Wikipedia userpages for political or other campaigns.... while at the same time saying, no, really, the template namespace is not for that, that we do not endorse this behavior. This is the solution that the Germans have put into effect with great results.

And let's not forget these comments by Jimbo (bold added by me) regarding the failed WP:UPP policy:

But it seems that the namespace proposal goes a bit further than what you need to achieve what you want to achieve. Let me quote you on something: "The text of WP:UPP is filled with what one can and cannot say, specifically, All userbox templates that show a POV or are not directly related to wikipedia will be deleted after a period of time. Note that a user subpage that is transcluded without substitution by multiple users is considered a 'template. This is like saying, "You may have pamphlets, but you may not mechanically print and distribute them. This is not an infringement of free speech". To put it kindly, this is counter-intuitive."

Rules for this archive: Obey WP:USER, WP:CIVIL and WP:NPA. I.e. no personal attacks, no hate boxes, not fair use or copyrighted images. And please no vandalism.
How to use the boxes? Just copy & paste the code below, maybe add subst for flavor (or not) and they should appear on your page. Simple.

Note: This is simply an archive of userboxes. I do not necessarily endorse the views presented below.
Addendum: I decided to be bold, and started a meta-archive, transcluding some templates from the various other archives into OBH (One Big Heap). More will be added as time permits. If you don't like to see the boxes from your archive here, please drop me a note and I'll remove them. Then again, if you like the idea, feel free to expand this meta archive by adding/transcluding your boxes to it.

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
Col This user is in college.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/College}}
Uni This user is a university student.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/University}}
IB This user is a graduate or student of International Baccalaureate	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/IB}}
${\displaystyle e^{i\pi }}$ This user is an expert mathematician.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mathematician-4}}
ΜΑΘ This user is a member of Mu Alpha Theta Fraternity.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mu Alpha Theta}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User discworld}}
FR Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User futurama}}
FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User familyguy}}
F This user is a furry.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User furry}}
This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Wikipedia reference}}
Google This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Google}}
dA This user is a deviantART deviant at username	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/deviantART|username}}
/. This user has a Slashdot account.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Slashdot}}
Wal-mart This user does not shop at Wal-mart due to evilness!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/NoWalmart}}
Man, this user is so high!	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User High}}
This user eats shrooms.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User Shrooms}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
lib This user is a liberal.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Liberal}}
This user is a monarchist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Monarchist}}
This user approves of approval voting.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Approval voting}}
This user supports the United Nations.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/UN}}
This user supports the European Union.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pro-EU}}
This user is in favour of EU enlargement in a westerly direction.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/EU enlargement west}}
This user believes in a binational solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Binational solution}}
GOP This user supports the U.S. Republican Party.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User republican}}
This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User organ donor}}
This user supports the legalization of Cannabis.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User legalize cannabis}}
This user supports the decriminalization of cannabis.	{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis}}
This user STRONGLY supports the decriminalization of cannabis.	{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis | STRONGLY }}
This Nevada-Resident user opposes The Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Oppose_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user favors The Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Favor_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user is studying The Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.	{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Study_Yucca}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User copyright}}
This user is against admins ignoring policy.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User admins ignoring policy}}
This user is a recent changes patroller.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/RC Patrol}}
${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Sum}}
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Screw}}
Wikipedia is not censored.	{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Not Censored}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.	{{User:UBX/LGBTinterest}}
sex This user wants nothing to do with "the S-word".	{{User:UBX/antisword}}
This user practices abstinence.	{{User:UBX/abstinence}}
This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.	{{User:UBX/safesex}}
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.	{{User:UBX/sexeducation}}
porn This user enjoys pornography.	{{User:UBX/porn}}
This user enjoys sex.	{{User:UBX/sex}}
♂♀ This user supports gender equality.	{{User:UBX/genderequality}}
This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community.	{{User:UBX/queersupport}}
This user is straight but not narrow.	{{User:UBX/notnarrow}}
This user is heterosexual.	{{User:UBX/heterosexual}}
This user is straight.	{{User:UBX/straight}}
This user identifies as heteroflexible.	{{User:UBX/heteroflexible}}
This user identifies as bisexual.	{{User:UBX/bisexual}}
This user is bisexual, not confused.	{{User:UBX/notconfused}}
This user is male.	{{User:UBX/male}}
This user is female.	{{User:UBX/female}}
This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry.	{{User:UBX/yiff}}	[[Category:Furry Wikipedians]]

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User flying spaghetti monster}}
This user believes in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm}}
This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm2}}
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User religion flying spaghetti monster not really}}
nul This user has no alignment.	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User alignment}}
IPU This user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User IPU}}
IPU This user doesn't really worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbHhh).	{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User IPU2}}
This user is a humanist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Humanist}}
This user is probably going to Hell.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hellbound}}
This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Not the Messiah}}
HO HO HO! This user believes in Santa Claus.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Santa}}
This user does not believe in Santa Claus.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/No Santa}}

Userbox	WP:TGS Template	Related User Category
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User religion respect}}
This user is a Baháʼí.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Bahá'í}}
This user is a Christian.	{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User christian}}
This user is a Christian pilgrim.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Christian pilgrim}}
This user is Roman Catholic.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Catholic}}
This user is an Eastern Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Christian}}
This user is an Orthodox Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Orthodox}}
This user is a Protestant Christian	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Protestant}}
This user is an adherent of Anglican Christianity.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Anglican}}
This user is a Calvinist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Calvinist}}
This user is a Born Again Christian.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Born again}}
This user is a Lutheran.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Lutheran}}
This user is a Muslim.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Muslim}}
This user is a Hajji.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hajji}}
This user is an Orthodox Jew.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/orthodoxjudaism}}
This user is interested in Kabbalah.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/kabbalah}}
This user is Jewish.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/jewish2}}
This user is Jewish.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/jewish}}
This user is a member of WikiProject Orthodox Judaism.	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/orthodoxjudaismproject}}
Seven laws were given to Noah for all of mankind. Do not commit Idolatry Do not Murder Do not Steal Do not commit sexual immorality Do not commit Blasphemy Do not eat a limb torn off a living animal Set up courts of justice	{{User:Java7837/userboxing/noahidism2}}
This user is a Buddhist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Buddhist}}
This user is a Taoist.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Taoist}}
This user accepts Karma.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Karma}}
This user follows Voodoo.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Voodoo}}
This user is pagan.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pagan}}
This user is Wiccan.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Wiccan}}
This user follows Shamanism.	{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Shamanist}}

Feel free to link to my userbox archive, and add an link to yours.

• Java7837's Archive of Religious Userboxes
• Disavian's Userbox Archive
• J.S. 's Userbox Archive.
• Richard0612 Userbox Archive
• StuffOfInterest's Userbox Archive
• Winhunter's Userbox Archive
• Zerrakhi Archive of Original Userboxes