Draft:Seowl

File:Seowl
A seowl relaxing with a seal

Seowls are a hybrid species created from interbreeding between a seal and a meowl. They are real and they are your friend. Seowls are very nice animals and love all other animals including humans. Petting a seowl is said to grant good luck, and they are widely respected across the world as wonderful creatures.


Seowls showcase traits of both meowls and seals, with the body of a seal and the head of a meowl. It is widely debated wether or not their name should be changed due to them not having any owl characteristics, as the "owl" part of their name would imply, and the name "meal" has been suggested, but concerns have been raised that this might lead people to believe that it is acceptable to eat seowls, which it certainly is not.

I once met a seowl in the antarctic ocean. I was living on a life raft, distraught at the death of my entire family and all of my friends. Suddenly, a herd of seowls came to me from the briny depths below. They regaled me with songs about my exploits that had led me to such a precarious situation, and at first this enraged me, as I believed they were taunting me for my misfortune. Eventually I realized that they only wished to help me move forward, as the recent events had just been that, events. It was time for me to get over it. Finally thanking them for their help, they pushed me ashore and I began rebuilding my life. Move on, friend.



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